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  • Jesus Is Not Coming Back By The Looks Of Things - Vatican Admits
  • With the age-long speculation of coming back of Jesus. The spokesman for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus Christ, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but exhorted followers to still continue with their unquenchable faith, irrespective of the news.

    Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

    “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

    Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the scripture: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming.

    When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with me where I am. But If this weren’t so, I
    would tell you without mincing words” The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

    “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

    Source: www.waterfordworshippersnews.com